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Most of these were written in Ambrosia Software's Webboards for EV:Nova and Uplink. The rest are all over the place. Some were not easily found when I put this together, so the number at the bottom may not reflect the actual number listed here. Eventually, I may even figure out exactly where the gaps are. Enjoy!

Newbies swarming board
No, there won't be more screenshots
Let them make the game!

Lightning streaks on screen
Could there be weather in space?
Nope, it's a weapon

It's been five weeks now
Since I've had a good night's sleep
Since Nova came out

School tomorrow day
Homework.... done. I think so.... um....
Guess I'll find out soon

Ränk to low to stop
Ships from shooting me on sight
This gövt I joined stinks!

Bonus Haiku (from "Përs of the Webboard" plug-in):

When the RHG
Made a haiku for his përs
He wrote it like this

Bonus Haiku (for karma praise):

There was a member
Who was cool and wonderful
Thus they got a praise

Bonus Haiku (for signature):

When the RHG
Made a haiku for his sig
He made it like this

He's behind the wall
Doesn't know who John Galt is
White Lightning strikes twice

	The Haiku Archive
Main Site	Collected Works of the Rabid Haiku Generator Most of these were written in Ambrosia Software's Webboards for EV:Nova and Uplink. The rest are all over the place. Some were not easily found when I put this together, so the number at the bottom may not reflect the actual number listed here. Eventually, I may even figure out exactly where the gaps are. Enjoy! EVN is good I'm glad I registered now Yes, thank you ATMOS ATMOS is real cool It's too bad it is too hot You heard of AC? I like R&R I can't wait for editors Guess I'll wait for game Now that I am done, I will leave this topic now Goodbye everyone! Never mind I'm not Done with EVN haikus They are really fun Submunitions rock I just blew up that mean ship Teach 'em not to mess Actually I am Not done with this topic yet Somebody stop me! Matt Burch is the man Makes the engine oh so good Plug-ins will be great Art from down under So cool it's in 16-bit They want to see more Weapon blasts burn ship Leave me alone pirates please? I'll give you credits Why won't it come out? How long will it take tell me It will when it's done Suggestions galore EVN boards are crazy Why won't madness end? Haikus are fun right? Can't stop counting syllables I hope I got it Thirteen unlucky I'd better stop with fourteen Fourteen haikus? Wow! Now I've broken fast Time for more haikus (ha-ha) Twenty is the goal Missiles smash armor Send out fighters to attack Too late I go boom! Trading for profit When pirates enter system Afterburners now! For extra credits Dominating can be good Bounty hunters come Where is the pirate? I was hired for his death Watch out for fighters Lower prices good If you want to make profit Sell at high always Goal of twenty low Need to make goal higher still So I can go on Why does sound repeat? New EVN feature yes? Too loud leave spaceport Alpha stage complete Beta will be soon I hope Final will soon come Above haiku is false Only alpha two is done Who knows when final Chär resource is new Allows multiple entries to mission stories It's the police now Attacking my ship because Illegal outfit Option-click on buy Get pop-up box and enter The amount to buy Upgraded escort Won't let me upgrade some more Limits restrict me Docking fees too much Won't let me dock on station Aiming turrets now Mission way too hard Where is that planet/system Aborting Mission Beam graphics nice now It's better than two colors Rotating at will Need lots more turrets? No problem, just get outfit It increases max Government hates me Animating spöbs are cool Too bad I can't land Running out of fuel Too bad I attacked that ship Spaceports hate me now I failed the mission They expected me to win Against that big ship Escape pod broken Running out of oxygen Why won't anyone... Help me, I asked nice But the ships just left me here To die out in space I am lost in space Drifting in a broken pod Don't shoot me with tank! LordHostle don't mess I am too crazy for you To handle on own Alone drifting here Through space I am quite insane Somebody help me! I am less crazy Almost a day later than I posted above However, please note, I'm still crazy in this pod You still shouldn't mess Never mind please don't Try to help me, I'm too far Insane to be helped Looks like Servack's now Trying to compete with me That is his mistake Manticore is cool I sure hope I spelled it right Or I'll look a fool Up against two ships Better lock and load my guns And blast them apart Point defense is broke Missiles smash against armor Time to abandon- Ship at three o'clock Shooting weapons at me now Good thing I have shields Never saw Hector Attack my poor ship at all Registered the game Mission briefing long Time to use the new scroll bar Great new feature guys! ATMOS Tonight's great Hope they make a new one soon So we'll get a laugh What system is this? I've never been here before Uh oh, it's pirates Don't know how many Haikus I've written here now I had better count Fifty-four haikus Guess that will throw Servack off So he can't beat me Guess one more I'll make Or maybe I'll make two more Or three or four or... Ship of the day cool Not just the one today, but, All of them are cool Planet of the day It can be found on this link Check it everyday! Okay that's enough I'll retire for the day And stop this madness What is EVN? It is a really cool game That is not out yet New deathstar AI Thank you for making it Matt It is really cool One hundred haikus Some said it could not be done I'll prove them all wrong Stellar objects can Have weapons if they want to Be more dangerous Pirate missiles hurt When they hit my ship's armor Shakes my ship apart Pirates boarding now Why won't they just kill me quick Instead of stealing Manticore attacks Is it just hype or should I Be very afraid Stormmind thinks idle But I'm not I was busy Got to make more now Haikus are fun but, When you've got a goal to make It can get real hard The aliens attack The look familiar to me This is not EV! EVN Rebels Are different from EV No Confeds are here Promised Stormmind more Seventy I said to him Now I've made five more Thirty left to go I'm filled with doubts, will I end Before EVN? Hector yells at me Why won't he just go away? Better register I still play EV To pass the time, and have fun 'Til EVN's out I played EVO Today when I was bored, and, Needed to kill time Who's attacking me? Is it bounty hunters, or Just greedy pirates I am the only One that does haikus at all On this lone topic It is kind of sad That I'm alone in madness Will anyone care? Probably they won't They'll dismiss me as crazy "He makes to many!" The last few are hard I've done all that I can do, About EVN "Or have you?" you ask The truth is that I don't know I am just insane What is this planet? It's a planet that is cool Parasites are here! Floating cities high High, high, above in the sky Bubblized, scary Technological Advancements are the key, to Always stay on top PyroQuake take that! Haikus are not done quite yet Prepare for some more Miyun thinks he can Compete with me, oh that fool I'm too far ahead Sorry, I just guessed I had to make a choice, see, He/She is too long Haikus now third page It is getting kind of long Eighty-seven now Bööm resource scary What if it explodes while I'm working on a plug Mission bit scripting Should make plug developers Very happy right? EVN window Allows background event stuff EVN will rock! Holoday is here To make some more haikus so Others don't have to It's been eleven Days since log's been updated Maybe something soon? Hope EV Nova Will be done, not before I Make the one-hundredth I want EVN To be perfect, I hope that ATMOS takes their time Ninety-five enough For now, I guess, I'll be back To reach my big goal I am so bored now I just had to make haiku Now I am not bored. So close to my goal Just four more to write then done With these dang haikus I should make haikus That are relevant to game Instead of this stuff Carbonization It will make Nova so cool X users unite! End of an era One hundred haikus were made Now I will retire Finally I'm free Oops is this another one? Oh no I can't stop!!! Beta finally I can feel a release now Coming soon I hope Jealous of testers For all that they get to see They'll have lots of work Don't ask to test game You will get rejected quick Beta is secret Getting back rhythm Of haikus, it's been a while Since I've written these Everybody please Write some haikus here with me About EVN Ship of the Day cool Looks likes gun turret, the kind That makes you say ouch! New to haikus eh? Just go to the link right here And learn how to make EVN Beta How sweet the words, my heart soars Perhaps Final soon? I've read the Bible I do like it, very much Nova rocks (plus plus) Possibilities Seem endless, I wonder when First TC is made Fingers hit the keys Typing lots of haikus now Hope this never stops One hundred thirteen Haikus so far written here R.H.G. returns! Preambles are cool Cannot wait for more, to learn Who are Wild Geese? AI makes me hurt It can beat me all the time Making a cheat plug Engines just cut out Could be a nonlethal bomb I'm a floating duck Boarding AI ship Hope that marine outfit helps Or I won't capture Lots of asteroids Too bad my ship can't mine them Get profit elsewhere Newbies swarming board No, there won't be more screenshots Let them make the game! Gravity is lost Floating out of captain's chair Bang head on ceiling Pirates on my six Shuttlecraft is much too slow Where are the Fed's now? Armor disappears So much for my shield upgrades Weapons pass through shields Unguarded convoy Easy pickings for pirates Oops, there's cloaked fighters Lightning streaks on screen Could there be weather in space? Nope, it's a weapon Carriers launch ships Shoot missiles from far away Fighters come in swarms Rebels are not like The ones in original, But they steal tech too. The Claimer has struck. Dani Workers are avenged. Criminals pay hard. Duty to his house Drives the warrior of this group Can you guess the gövt? Where is planet Gem? Is it an independent? Is it in the Fed? Who uses IR, To guide their hand-held missiles When fighting in space? That is all for now Creativity run out Will be back later Punching at my keys Searching, shooting, flying, 'til Mission is complete It's been five weeks now Since I've had a good night's sleep Since Nova came out Losing consciousness Must stay awake, must stay sharp Rebels need me still! Finally resigned Guess I'll have to wait a bit Before I play more Flying purple ships Eating my brain and my brain I need some more spleep* School tomorrow day Homework.... done. I think so.... um.... Guess I'll find out soon Board is boring now Hope something new happens soon Or something something Five betas released How many are left to go? No word is out yet Awesome new movies They are great, they do amaze Nova's looking good So many haikus I have written, yes, it's true I'm the RHG Eight betas to date Waiting, waiting, waiting for Elusive "fc" Andrew fights again In those movies that he makes He just never wins Rumors that ATMOS Are making a new "Tonight" Archive has returned! Flying AI ships Are they Vell-os or the Feds? Running anyway Ränk to low to stop Ships from shooting me on sight This gövt I joined stinks! Enemies hurt me 'til I got this brand new ship Now it's them who run! AAC is great His cartoons make laughs and tears It's a Nova Life! RHG is back Hide your children, lock the doors More haikus are near! Just got a new game It should hold me for a bit Until Nova comes Nova will be great Such an overused first line But it works so well Step, step, step (I hear) They are somewhere in my ship Pirates have boarded Fighting those tough ships Can be viewed as suicide Flaming moki death What lives in the dark? The deep of space is deadly Watch your six or die fc1 is here Release of final Nova Hopefully be soon? Bet on a racer Hope your ship comes in first place Else you lost your bet Soon the time will come Wonder if I'll make it to Two-hundred haikus Once upon a time ATMOS worked on a plugin Now it stands alone All the governments And all of the AI ships Are mad at me now Tokyo will see EV Nova and Pop-Pop I wish I was there Large populations On every world they own Trivia question Thirty-five to make 200 haikus for me I am almost done Which one should I choose? New desktop pictures are great Thunderforge is sweet Too many icons I should clean up my desktop I'll do it later... More are soon to come Andrew gives out so much stuff Final must be soon How many fc's Will it take to make the game Less I hope, who knows? Burning tears and sweat Panic grips my heart so tight School is tomorrow Every time I boot A new Nova pict appears They are very cool Which one will be next? I have random desktop picts Ooh! It is Starbridge Cannot wait for more Rumor has it there will be Many, many more Things are looking up Lots of action recently On this Nova Board Haikus come in fives That is, come from RHG Fear my haikuness Haikus are easy Really they are, not a joke But problems arise Syllable counting Is hard when dealing with a Pound (or number) sign My greatest challenge As a haiku maker is Counting strange symbols Back to EVN: Auroran made Thunderforge Is a cool-* ship BattleDoctor made The first haiku topic here Haiku in honor Feel the haiku love. Rawzer tried to use my nick, But he failed. Too bad! Many a haiku Has been typed by um... well... me LordHostile was right What is to come now? Many a surprise of late Has made us quite glad Pictures, and fc Sneak-peeks, desktops and much more The board is revived Nova almost done We know Nova is coming How soon will it be? Requirements out You should have at least G3, At least PPC One-twenty-eight megs Are needed to play Nova Else you got nothing New nova channel Is better than ev3 When talking Nova Plugin ideas fly Cool usage for new resource That's a great idea! Old ideas surface Cool usage of old resource EV Nostalgia Earn your own title Make a lot of haikus here If you want to try Some words of advice Keep close track of your haikus Counting never hurts In fact I have done A large number of haikus Always counting them In parentheses At the bottom of my posts Haiku count resides Almost at the end Two hundred and two haikus Is my hard-sought goal With the new desktops Rumors of Nova release Soon increases still I must completely Reach my goal before release Else face my own wrath Many Starbridge types Modifications abound Popular starship Lots of news lately Lots of picts and movies too Final soon I hope Two hundred haikus Only two are left to make Ready for some fun? Nova will be great ATMOS, Matt Burch, Ambrosia, A haiku salute! Final haiku made After this I will retire Or perhaps I won't... The time's come at last! Nova is finally here! Download is complete! Startup screen appears Amazing art and music Better than I hoped First flight in first ship AI ships and planets near Time to go explore... Bonus Haiku (from "Përs of the Webboard" plug-in): When the RHG Made a haiku for his përs He wrote it like this Which is better ship Raven or the old Kestrel, or the Thunderforge? Aurorans like war Polaris have lots of tech The Feds are greedy Finished all six 'lines Time to complete terraform And extra offshoots I've had eight pilots Most of them completed strings None have beat Matt Burch It will bite you hard You will never kick a goose Quite the same again You are in a box Everyone thinks you are wrong Admit geese are good Actually it could Four other haiku topics Were before this one Post-Moderator-ship: I will still make more No new title can stop me The RHG lives! Blackdog made a lot He should be proud of his work Trying to compete? Bonus Haiku (for karma praise): There was a member Who was cool and wonderful Thus they got a praise Bonus Haiku** (for signature): When the RHG Made a haiku for his sig He made it like this Post-Uplink: RHG is back Making haikus for Uplink A really great game The Mac port is here Start your downloads, everyone Thanks to Contraband Logos show on screen Kick-ass music starts to beat Immersion begins Welcome to Uplink Try our quick tutorial It will help you start Steal a research file Once you have hacked your way in Copy it to RAM Three call-bounces left Almost traced, it's best to leave Must delete my logs Open the console c-d-u-s-r-delete Goodbye all their files Back up your save-file If you're caught you will need it It gets much harder LANs are fun puzzles Avoid LAN_Force if you can You'll need admin's voice When you hack a bank Why not hack transfer account Then you get it all Criminal record If you get one wipe it clean Hack the GCD If you register You can use custom gateways There are many here Three mil in the bank Most stolen from other guys Fear my hacking skills Warning sound beeps loud LAN admin looking for me Better hurry up Story in the news Server down, perhaps for good All because of me Tracing a hacker Looking for the bouncing logs Find his home system Bypass firewall Upload virus, activate Revelation spreads If you have good Faith There is nothing you should fear Just be quick, or else Mazca, king of pork Ruling with an iron fist The pig farms fear him Having no limits Immeasurably boundless He is Infinate Wanting to be first Klepsacovic I'm sorry You must be second A pedestrian He says he's from the future It is persondude Watching the X-Files dragoon_77 The truth is out there Zax from the UK Or more precisely London Programs Java games Zaphod Beeblebrox He's from Portland, Oregon And he's a student Zeke from Canada He's married with a daughter Cute Natalia nemo, he's the man He plays guitar and the bass Santa Rosa's home Massachusetts guy He likes hockey quite a bit Brqgn The Cheat makes plug-ins And he makes 3D graphics For the EV games He's in his twelfth grade A cartoonist and he writes Rawzer from New York Fear the SpacePirate He made a plug-in search page And he'll board your ship With custom title Lord John Shackles, lord of thighs Registered since March Pufer likes the net He connects to the wide web Using WebTV With brown eyes and hair dude3 likes to toss some fish From the USA Thrakem trains IT From the last door on the left And he plays guitar From the south of France Zacha Pedro plays Starcraft At his cursed PC Likes Kurt Vonnegut He's gazza_2001 Perth he calls his home He's behind the wall Doesn't know who John Galt is White Lightning strikes twice Likes the chocolate From the middle of nowhere Cresent is the name uncapitalized painless is the coolest gal on the b&b when the #ev3 gets crazy like it is now we are all afraid (259)
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