I'm glad I registered now
Yes, thank you ATMOS
ATMOS is real cool
It's too bad it is too hot
You heard of AC?
I like R&R
I can't wait for editors
Guess I'll wait for game
Now that I am done,
I will leave this topic now
Goodbye everyone!
Never mind I'm not
Done with EVN haikus
They are really fun
Submunitions rock
I just blew up that mean ship
Teach 'em not to mess
Actually I am
Not done with this topic yet
Somebody stop me!
Matt Burch is the man
Makes the engine oh so good
Plug-ins will be great
Art from down under
So cool it's in 16-bit
They want to see more
Weapon blasts burn ship
Leave me alone pirates please?
I'll give you credits
Why won't it come out?
How long will it take tell me
It will when it's done
Suggestions galore
EVN boards are crazy
Why won't madness end?
Haikus are fun right?
Can't stop counting syllables
I hope I got it
Thirteen unlucky
I'd better stop with fourteen
Fourteen haikus? Wow!
Now I've broken fast
Time for more haikus (ha-ha)
Twenty is the goal
Missiles smash armor
Send out fighters to attack
Too late I go boom!
Trading for profit
When pirates enter system
Afterburners now!
For extra credits
Dominating can be good
Bounty hunters come
Where is the pirate?
I was hired for his death
Watch out for fighters
Lower prices good
If you want to make profit
Sell at high always
Goal of twenty low
Need to make goal higher still
So I can go on
Why does sound repeat?
New EVN feature yes?
Too loud leave spaceport
Alpha stage complete
Beta will be soon I hope
Final will soon come
Above haiku is false
Only alpha two is done
Who knows when final
Chär resource is new
Allows multiple entries
to mission stories
It's the police now
Attacking my ship because
Illegal outfit
Option-click on buy
Get pop-up box and enter
The amount to buy
Upgraded escort
Won't let me upgrade some more
Limits restrict me
Docking fees too much
Won't let me dock on station
Aiming turrets now
Mission way too hard
Where is that planet/system
Aborting Mission
Beam graphics nice now
It's better than two colors
Rotating at will
Need lots more turrets?
No problem, just get outfit
It increases max
Government hates me
Animating spöbs are cool
Too bad I can't land
Running out of fuel
Too bad I attacked that ship
Spaceports hate me now
I failed the mission
They expected me to win
Against that big ship
Escape pod broken
Running out of oxygen
Why won't anyone...
Help me, I asked nice
But the ships just left me here
To die out in space
I am lost in space
Drifting in a broken pod
Don't shoot me with tank!
LordHostle don't mess
I am too crazy for you
To handle on own
Alone drifting here
Through space I am quite insane
Somebody help me!
I am less crazy
Almost a day later than
I posted above
However, please note,
I'm still crazy in this pod
You still shouldn't mess
Never mind please don't
Try to help me, I'm too far
Insane to be helped
Looks like Servack's now
Trying to compete with me
That is his mistake
Manticore is cool
I sure hope I spelled it right
Or I'll look a fool
Up against two ships
Better lock and load my guns
And blast them apart
Point defense is broke
Missiles smash against armor
Time to abandon-
Ship at three o'clock
Shooting weapons at me now
Good thing I have shields
Never saw Hector
Attack my poor ship at all
Registered the game
Mission briefing long
Time to use the new scroll bar
Great new feature guys!
ATMOS Tonight's great
Hope they make a new one soon
So we'll get a laugh
What system is this?
I've never been here before
Uh oh, it's pirates
Don't know how many
Haikus I've written here now
I had better count
Fifty-four haikus
Guess that will throw Servack off
So he can't beat me
Guess one more I'll make
Or maybe I'll make two more
Or three or four or...
Ship of the day cool
Not just the one today, but,
All of them are cool
Planet of the day
It can be found on this link
Check it everyday!
Okay that's enough
I'll retire for the day
And stop this madness
What is EVN?
It is a really cool game
That is not out yet
New deathstar AI
Thank you for making it Matt
It is really cool
One hundred haikus
Some said it could not be done
I'll prove them all wrong
Stellar objects can
Have weapons if they want to
Be more dangerous
Pirate missiles hurt
When they hit my ship's armor
Shakes my ship apart
Pirates boarding now
Why won't they just kill me quick
Instead of stealing
Manticore attacks
Is it just hype or should I
Be very afraid
Stormmind thinks idle
But I'm not I was busy
Got to make more now
Haikus are fun but,
When you've got a goal to make
It can get real hard
The aliens attack
The look familiar to me
This is not EV!
EVN Rebels
Are different from EV
No Confeds are here
Promised Stormmind more
Seventy I said to him
Now I've made five more
Thirty left to go
I'm filled with doubts, will I end
Before EVN?
Hector yells at me
Why won't he just go away?
Better register
I still play EV
To pass the time, and have fun
'Til EVN's out
I played EVO
Today when I was bored, and,
Needed to kill time
Who's attacking me?
Is it bounty hunters, or
Just greedy pirates
I am the only
One that does haikus at all
On this lone topic
It is kind of sad
That I'm alone in madness
Will anyone care?
Probably they won't
They'll dismiss me as crazy
"He makes to many!"
The last few are hard
I've done all that I can do,
About EVN
"Or have you?" you ask
The truth is that I don't know
I am just insane
What is this planet?
It's a planet that is cool
Parasites are here!
Floating cities high
High, high, above in the sky
Bubblized, scary
Technological
Advancements are the key, to
Always stay on top
PyroQuake take that!
Haikus are not done quite yet
Prepare for some more
Miyun thinks he can
Compete with me, oh that fool
I'm too far ahead
Sorry, I just guessed
I had to make a choice, see,
He/She is too long
Haikus now third page
It is getting kind of long
Eighty-seven now
Bööm resource scary
What if it explodes while I'm
working on a plug
Mission bit scripting
Should make plug developers
Very happy right?
EVN window
Allows background event stuff
EVN will rock!
Holoday is here
To make some more haikus so
Others don't have to
It's been eleven
Days since log's been updated
Maybe something soon?
Hope EV Nova
Will be done, not before I
Make the one-hundredth
I want EVN
To be perfect, I hope that
ATMOS takes their time
Ninety-five enough
For now, I guess, I'll be back
To reach my big goal
I am so bored now
I just had to make haiku
Now I am not bored.
So close to my goal
Just four more to write then done
With these dang haikus
I should make haikus
That are relevant to game
Instead of this stuff
Carbonization
It will make Nova so cool
X users unite!
End of an era
One hundred haikus were made
Now I will retire
Finally I'm free
Oops is this another one?
Oh no I can't stop!!!
Beta finally
I can feel a release now
Coming soon I hope
Jealous of testers
For all that they get to see
They'll have lots of work
Don't ask to test game
You will get rejected quick
Beta is secret
Getting back rhythm
Of haikus, it's been a while
Since I've written these
Everybody please
Write some haikus here with me
About EVN
Ship of the Day cool
Looks likes gun turret, the kind
That makes you say ouch!
New to haikus eh?
Just go to the link right here
And learn how to make
EVN Beta
How sweet the words, my heart soars
Perhaps Final soon?
I've read the Bible
I do like it, very much
Nova rocks (plus plus)
Possibilities
Seem endless, I wonder when
First TC is made
Fingers hit the keys
Typing lots of haikus now
Hope this never stops
One hundred thirteen
Haikus so far written here
R.H.G. returns!
Preambles are cool
Cannot wait for more, to learn
Who are Wild Geese?
AI makes me hurt
It can beat me all the time
Making a cheat plug
Engines just cut out
Could be a nonlethal bomb
I'm a floating duck
Boarding AI ship
Hope that marine outfit helps
Or I won't capture
Lots of asteroids
Too bad my ship can't mine them
Get profit elsewhere
Newbies swarming board
No, there won't be more screenshots
Let them make the game!
Gravity is lost
Floating out of captain's chair
Bang head on ceiling
Pirates on my six
Shuttlecraft is much too slow
Where are the Fed's now?
Armor disappears
So much for my shield upgrades
Weapons pass through shields
Unguarded convoy
Easy pickings for pirates
Oops, there's cloaked fighters
Lightning streaks on screen
Could there be weather in space?
Nope, it's a weapon
Carriers launch ships
Shoot missiles from far away
Fighters come in swarms
Rebels are not like
The ones in original,
But they steal tech too.
The Claimer has struck.
Dani Workers are avenged.
Criminals pay hard.
Duty to his house
Drives the warrior of this group
Can you guess the gövt?
Where is planet Gem?
Is it an independent?
Is it in the Fed?
Who uses IR,
To guide their hand-held missiles
When fighting in space?
That is all for now
Creativity run out
Will be back later
Punching at my keys
Searching, shooting, flying, 'til
Mission is complete
It's been five weeks now
Since I've had a good night's sleep
Since Nova came out
Losing consciousness
Must stay awake, must stay sharp
Rebels need me still!
Finally resigned
Guess I'll have to wait a bit
Before I play more
Flying purple ships
Eating my brain and my brain
I need some more spleep*
School tomorrow day
Homework.... done. I think so.... um....
Guess I'll find out soon
Board is boring now
Hope something new happens soon
Or something something
Five betas released
How many are left to go?
No word is out yet
Awesome new movies
They are great, they do amaze
Nova's looking good
So many haikus
I have written, yes, it's true
I'm the RHG
Eight betas to date
Waiting, waiting, waiting for
Elusive "fc"
Andrew fights again
In those movies that he makes
He just never wins
Rumors that ATMOS
Are making a new "Tonight"
Archive has returned!
Flying AI ships
Are they Vell-os or the Feds?
Running anyway
Ränk to low to stop
Ships from shooting me on sight
This gövt I joined stinks!
Enemies hurt me
'til I got this brand new ship
Now it's them who run!
AAC is great
His cartoons make laughs and tears
It's a Nova Life!
RHG is back
Hide your children, lock the doors
More haikus are near!
Just got a new game
It should hold me for a bit
Until Nova comes
Nova will be great
Such an overused first line
But it works so well
Step, step, step (I hear)
They are somewhere in my ship
Pirates have boarded
Fighting those tough ships
Can be viewed as suicide
Flaming moki death
What lives in the dark?
The deep of space is deadly
Watch your six or die
fc1 is here
Release of final Nova
Hopefully be soon?
Bet on a racer
Hope your ship comes in first place
Else you lost your bet
Soon the time will come
Wonder if I'll make it to
Two-hundred haikus
Once upon a time
ATMOS worked on a plugin
Now it stands alone
All the governments
And all of the AI ships
Are mad at me now
Tokyo will see
EV Nova and Pop-Pop
I wish I was there
Large populations
On every world they own
Trivia question
Thirty-five to make
200 haikus for me
I am almost done
Which one should I choose?
New desktop pictures are great
Thunderforge is sweet
Too many icons
I should clean up my desktop
I'll do it later...
More are soon to come
Andrew gives out so much stuff
Final must be soon
How many fc's
Will it take to make the game
Less I hope, who knows?
Burning tears and sweat
Panic grips my heart so tight
School is tomorrow
Every time I boot
A new Nova pict appears
They are very cool
Which one will be next?
I have random desktop picts
Ooh! It is Starbridge
Cannot wait for more
Rumor has it there will be
Many, many more
Things are looking up
Lots of action recently
On this Nova Board
Haikus come in fives
That is, come from RHG
Fear my haikuness
Haikus are easy
Really they are, not a joke
But problems arise
Syllable counting
Is hard when dealing with a
Pound (or number) sign
My greatest challenge
As a haiku maker is
Counting strange symbols
Back to EVN:
Auroran made Thunderforge
Is a cool-*** ship
BattleDoctor made
The first haiku topic here
Haiku in honor
Feel the haiku love.
Rawzer tried to use my nick,
But he failed. Too bad!
Many a haiku
Has been typed by um... well... me
LordHostile was right
What is to come now?
Many a surprise of late
Has made us quite glad
Pictures, and fc
Sneak-peeks, desktops and much more
The board is revived
Nova almost done
We know Nova is coming
How soon will it be?
Requirements out
You should have at least G3,
At least PPC
One-twenty-eight megs
Are needed to play Nova
Else you got nothing
New nova channel
Is better than ev3
When talking Nova
Plugin ideas fly
Cool usage for new resource
That's a great idea!
Old ideas surface
Cool usage of old resource
EV Nostalgia
Earn your own title
Make a lot of haikus here
If you want to try
Some words of advice
Keep close track of your haikus
Counting never hurts
In fact I have done
A large number of haikus
Always counting them
In parentheses
At the bottom of my posts
Haiku count resides
Almost at the end
Two hundred and two haikus
Is my hard-sought goal
With the new desktops
Rumors of Nova release
Soon increases still
I must completely
Reach my goal before release
Else face my own wrath
Many Starbridge types
Modifications abound
Popular starship
Lots of news lately
Lots of picts and movies too
Final soon I hope
Two hundred haikus
Only two are left to make
Ready for some fun?
Nova will be great
ATMOS, Matt Burch, Ambrosia,
A haiku salute!
Final haiku made
After this I will retire
Or perhaps I won't...
The time's come at last!
Nova is finally here!
Download is complete!
Startup screen appears
Amazing art and music
Better than I hoped
First flight in first ship
AI ships and planets near
Time to go explore...
Bonus Haiku (from "Përs of the Webboard" plug-in):
When the RHG
Made a haiku for his përs
He wrote it like this
Which is better ship
Raven or the old Kestrel,
or the Thunderforge?
Aurorans like war
Polaris have lots of tech
The Feds are greedy
Finished all six 'lines
Time to complete terraform
And extra offshoots
I've had eight pilots
Most of them completed strings
None have beat Matt Burch
It will bite you hard
You will never kick a goose
Quite the same again
You are in a box
Everyone thinks you are wrong
Admit geese are good
Actually it could
Four other haiku topics
Were before this one
Post-Moderator-ship:
I will still make more
No new title can stop me
The RHG lives!
Blackdog made a lot
He should be proud of his work
Trying to compete?
Bonus Haiku (for karma praise):
There was a member
Who was cool and wonderful
Thus they got a praise
Bonus Haiku (for signature):
When the RHG
Made a haiku for his sig
He made it like this
Post-Uplink:
RHG is back
Making haikus for Uplink
A really great game
The Mac port is here
Start your downloads, everyone
Thanks to Contraband
Logos show on screen
Kick-ass music starts to beat
Immersion begins
Welcome to Uplink
Try our quick tutorial
It will help you start
Steal a research file
Once you have hacked your way in
Copy it to RAM
Three call-bounces left
Almost traced, it's best to leave
Must delete my logs
Open the console
c-d-u-s-r-delete
Goodbye all their files
Back up your save-file
If you're caught you will need it
It gets much harder
LANs are fun puzzles
Avoid LAN_Force if you can
You'll need admin's voice
When you hack a bank
Why not hack transfer account
Then you get it all
Criminal record
If you get one wipe it clean
Hack the GCD
If you register
You can use custom gateways
There are many here
Three mil in the bank
Most stolen from other guys
Fear my hacking skills
Warning sound beeps loud
LAN admin looking for me
Better hurry up
Story in the news
Server down, perhaps for good
All because of me
Tracing a hacker
Looking for the bouncing logs
Find his home system
Bypass firewall
Upload virus, activate
Revelation spreads
If you have good Faith
There is nothing you should fear
Just be quick, or else
Mazca, king of pork
Ruling with an iron fist
The pig farms fear him
Having no limits
Immeasurably boundless
He is Infinate
Wanting to be first
Klepsacovic I'm sorry
You must be second
A pedestrian
He says he's from the future
It is persondude
Watching the X-Files
dragoon_77
The truth is out there
Zax from the UK
Or more precisely London
Programs Java games
Zaphod Beeblebrox
He's from Portland, Oregon
And he's a student
Zeke from Canada
He's married with a daughter
Cute Natalia
nemo, he's the man
He plays guitar and the bass
Santa Rosa's home
Massachusetts guy
He likes hockey quite a bit
Brqgn
The Cheat makes plug-ins
And he makes 3D graphics
For the EV games
He's in his twelfth grade
A cartoonist and he writes
Rawzer from New York
Fear the SpacePirate
He made a plug-in search page
And he'll board your ship
With custom title
Lord John Shackles, lord of thighs
Registered since March
Pufer likes the net
He connects to the wide web
Using WebTV
With brown eyes and hair
dude3 likes to toss some fish
From the USA
Thrakem trains IT
From the last door on the left
And he plays guitar
From the south of France
Zacha Pedro plays Starcraft
At his cursed PC
Likes Kurt Vonnegut
He's gazza_2001
Perth he calls his home
He's behind the wall
Doesn't know who John Galt is
White Lightning strikes twice
Likes the chocolate
From the middle of nowhere
Cresent is the name
uncapitalized
painless is the coolest gal
on the b&b
when the #ev3
gets crazy like it is now
we are all afraid
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